"Has TV gone to the dogs?"


 
My dog Susie says

"Springtime in the South"

My Daddy and Big Mommy love the springtime in Georgia. There are all kinds of beautiful flowering bushes and trees everywhere. Pink azaleas, white dogwoods, tulips of every color, honeysuckle bushes in bright orange, purple irises, blue hydrangea, yellow daffodils, violet geraniums, pink petunias, lavender daises, golden sunflowers, red roses, and more than fifty other species of flowering plants. They say that the reason for so many types of beautiful plants is the climate and the special soil found here. The smells and aromas I can't even describe to a human, except to say... this place is like a garden of Eden especially for a scent-loving canine.

Now Mom, Dad and I spend half the year in California and the other half in the mountains of North Georgia. Dad especially likes the springtime in Georgia because that means he gets to attend the Masters Golf Tournament held each April. The very first time he went, he was awestruck at the natural beauty of the course. He discovered that the Master's creator Bobby Jones had actually built the golf course on an old plant nursery. Daddy considers it the most beautiful man-made course in America. His favorite golf site for natural beauty is Pebble Beach in Northern California, which he considers one of the most beautiful places in all of the world. And speaking of California...

While we were back in Los Angeles a few months ago, my Big Mommy found a neat television program to help working parents who have animals at home. And... let's not debate who works harder, stay at home or working moms...please. Anyway, some smart people in San Diego came up with a brilliant idea for entertaining home-alone pets: DogTV. It's TV programing shot from the "low" viewpoint of us dogs. Also, the colors are altered so animals can more easily recognize them and the sound effects and music are written especially for dogs.

You see, a dog's eyes see mostly in blue and yellow colors, but not much red or green (bet you didn't know that). The programming won't have loud noises, commercials or high pitched sounds either, which really annoy us. And if you're wondering what we dogs can see on these new high definition TV's, we can see everything especially other dogs and their different breeds. In fact, studies have shown that puppies who watch video images of other dogs are more "socialized" than those that don't. Individual programming segments show "stimulation" with dogs running, playing and even surfing, and end with "relaxation" themes of sleeping dogs in natural settings accompanied with doggy lullabies.

For all the 46 million homeowners with dogs, you don't have to feel guilty anymore about leaving us alone while you're gone. For just a few bucks a month on cable, DogTV will entertain and educate us without any commercials, explosions or sirens to frighten us. And that's a very good thing! What do you think?

Catch you later,

Susie and Sandy

P.S. How many dogs or cats does it take to change a light bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is out, and the day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. Who cares about a silly light bulb?
ROTTWEILER: Make me!
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop one in while I bounce off the walls and ceiling.
GREYHOUND: It doesn't move. So who cares?
BLACK LAB: Please let me change it..please, please.
BOXER: Who cares? I like playing with my toys in the dark.
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And I'll replace the wiring if it's not perfect.
CAT: You're kidding..right?

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For information of DogTV go to http:www.dogtv.com